Late Night Rambles

Has anyone ever considered why things are funnier at 3 am? Is it due to lack of conciseness or do people just let go and decide to show their true humor? Kenzie decided late on saturday night that it must be both. While several people were drifting in and out of delusional dreams on her floor she had a simple thought inspired by the fabulous movie Hitch. Now you are probably wondering what in the world could this post be about? Love, hope, friends, or relationships? Kenzie says nay, her simple post is about fruit, particularly fruit baskets. Why the fruit baskets? What specifically sets fruit apart to give it it's own carrier. Vegetables don't get a designated basket, neither do any other foods. So really why fruit? Does it make a difference whether fruit is two inches off of the counter? Does this somehow make fruit last longer, is it because fruit is prettier than other foods? I think that is very biased, really a good lookin carrot can top a regular joe kiwi any day. Just saying. Thanks for reading this, if you can. I realize a huge percent of our population is illiterate and this is something we believe our blog is helping to stop. Particularly children between the ages of birth to 24 months Thanks for helping to fix this tragedy.

Awkward reading? Follow up question, Velcro shoes?

So as I've been getting into the blogging world I have noticed that there are some things that should just be left unsaid. I mean yes, it's true that I follow your blog because I enjoy hearing about your life. But there are honestly some things that you should just keep to yourself. I digress...

Now for the real post!

Velcro shoes.

Velcro shoes are such a fickle thing. As Kenzie and I were discussing the do's and dont's of footwear, she told me about a stunner in her music class who rocks the velcro sneakers. It's interesting to me that she brought up the subject of velcro shoes because I have personally always been a supporter. Granted, I haven't worn them since my early youth, I can see why people would choose to where them. I mean honestly people, stopping to tie your shoes can really take a chunk of your free time. So take that into consideration as I move on to part two of the discussion.

What ages are velcro shoes considered taboo, if you will. Naturally the youngsters can pull off wearing the velcro with Optimus Prime on the side, but can a snack-sized teen, who just so happens to still fit into size 13 kids shoes, still sport the superhero (or superhera if I'm being PC) velcro sneaker? I have a tough time saying yes. Or no for that matter. It's just a murky answer to me. So let us take society's current standards and apply them to the velcro sneaker.

Ages 1-10, maybe older even but well cut off at ten for rounding purposes, society is ok with velcro on yo feet! Ages 12-18, people who wear them are either very funny, very weird, or are just trying to save time. Still no clear answer. Ages 18-25, get real people, you're trying to start your career, let me put it in words you will understand "The 'CRO has left its nest"-Quit wearin 'em. Ages 25-70, now this is where the masses reside, you are working full time, dress classy, thus no 'cro. Not to mention you are most likely raising children, let the kids have their glory days with the velcro shoes. Don't steal the spotlight, that's just immature. Ages 70-death, velcro shoes are back my friends. The crow has returned. You are free/free as you'll ever be/free to wear the velcro/preferably in white, like snow. That one was a haiku I think.

Keep in mind that everything above is one young man's observations and application of what he has seen society permit. All I know is this, when I turn the big 7-0, I hope my future wife read this post. What I'm saying dearest wife of the future, I want some fresh Nike Velcro High Tops on the 4th of May, 2062.

Thanks for listening. (I know you're actually reading, but you are essentially listening to the thoughts that I put in your head. I am controlling you're thoughts. Still, I'm still doing it. Goodness you are pathetic. Quit reading this. Ok, stop on three, 1-2-...oh look you're still reading haha DORK. You love me, and I own you. Sounds good to me. You want to give Bret Clapier money. Quit reading, well quit after you finish the rest of the post. I continue to control your thoughts.) I'll leave you with a thought, when can the classic Light-Ups of our youth be worn? TAI. Think About It.

Limitless paper, in a paperless world.

The title is just a little snippet of how I feel when I watch this vid. This is a sweet vid. Check out Sid. Sid Sriram.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPQtcm6HV2w

Free FALLin'...

First things first, Bret had no choice but to give this post the title he did. Every blog should have a post that has the name of the season that it's posted in. i.e. Fall-November-Free Fallin. So, Bret grew up surrounded by comedians. And he is, as the great philosopher Michelangelo said, "A product of his environment."  Or maybe he's a philosopher. Don't take my word for it, listen to him.

Some things have been on my mind lately. Life questions, career options, ways to spend my time, what to eat, where to eat, favorite movies, etc. My mind is just going crazy. I needed a good blog post to just, rid my brain of everything that I'm thinking about. To do that I just felt like I should ask every question, tell every joke, and make every analogy that I can think of. A lot of these are not from my mind alone, great comics before me have inspired what will soon be before your eyes. Here goes.

What is your default mind song? You know the one that you always hum on your way to class. Mine is Drop the world by weezy mashed up with Africa by Toto. It's interesting.

Is Hawaiian punch in fact the carrot cake of the sodas? Personally I like Hawaiian punch.

What words are going to make major comebacks? A friend of mine suggests that stella might be on its way back in.

What's the deal with grape nuts? Michael Scott told brought this to my attention.

Will the check engine light go off on its own if you wait long enough? I guess I haven't waited long enough.

Cookies with raisins are like the carrot cake of the cookies. True.

Fast moving water are known as rapids, is slow moving water considered a SLOWPID?

These among others my friends, these among others.

And I'd like to end with the QOTD. Question of the day for the less well-versed in abbreviations.
           "Could perspective be considered a more significant perspective than time?"
TAI. Think about it.
We love you all. HAGS.

KGB

This is Bret.

This is Mykenzie.

They're aight but this blog is an attempt to show everyone else in the world how many stunnas walk the Utah State University campus, and it's surrounding areas.

So, let me break it down for you.

So, Kenzie and Bret were running today up the wonderful Logan canyon when they stumbled upon a lake. Or should we say they discovered an unknown lake. Anyway, they were talking about everything and nothing when Kenzie suggested the obvious. The obvious being, "Let's go swimming!" So they did. It is officially November, there was snow on the ground last week, they live in Logan, freaking Utah, and they jumped in a barely bearable body of water. Anyway,  they swam with the mutant ducks, and then continued their run (promise they were running and not walking) back home. 

This monumental event marked the beginning of a blog that will hopefully entertain the masses. Peace and Blessings. Peace and Love. Peace and Drugs? Nah. That aint me! Kenzie however...haha lol jk omg. Brb...IN A FEW DAYS! Or tomorrow.