Saturday, November 6, 2010

Free FALLin'...

First things first, Bret had no choice but to give this post the title he did. Every blog should have a post that has the name of the season that it's posted in. i.e. Fall-November-Free Fallin. So, Bret grew up surrounded by comedians. And he is, as the great philosopher Michelangelo said, "A product of his environment."  Or maybe he's a philosopher. Don't take my word for it, listen to him.

Some things have been on my mind lately. Life questions, career options, ways to spend my time, what to eat, where to eat, favorite movies, etc. My mind is just going crazy. I needed a good blog post to just, rid my brain of everything that I'm thinking about. To do that I just felt like I should ask every question, tell every joke, and make every analogy that I can think of. A lot of these are not from my mind alone, great comics before me have inspired what will soon be before your eyes. Here goes.

What is your default mind song? You know the one that you always hum on your way to class. Mine is Drop the world by weezy mashed up with Africa by Toto. It's interesting.

Is Hawaiian punch in fact the carrot cake of the sodas? Personally I like Hawaiian punch.

What words are going to make major comebacks? A friend of mine suggests that stella might be on its way back in.

What's the deal with grape nuts? Michael Scott told brought this to my attention.

Will the check engine light go off on its own if you wait long enough? I guess I haven't waited long enough.

Cookies with raisins are like the carrot cake of the cookies. True.

Fast moving water are known as rapids, is slow moving water considered a SLOWPID?

These among others my friends, these among others.

And I'd like to end with the QOTD. Question of the day for the less well-versed in abbreviations.
           "Could perspective be considered a more significant perspective than time?"
TAI. Think about it.
We love you all. HAGS.

KGB

1 comment:

  1. fml. I sorta like carrot cake...ssd you two. see if you comprehend that abbrev.

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